Two Recent Email Conversations

These are two people that I love dearly and are effortlessly able to make me laugh at myself, at them, and the world in general.

I look forward to seeing them both again and laughing until I cannot breath and my mouth is hanging open and I snort and tears stream from my eyes and my stomach aches from trying to stifle the laughter and people in public places turn to see who is making a spectacle of them self.




Bibliodiva:
Is it odd for me to think that if you're wearing one of these people are probably waving money at you?

PettyBureaucrat:
uhh.. nope. not at all. That pretty much says only brings one thing to mind: drunk, chubby women yelling "Gicher ass over here Ricardo! Mama's got sumpn for ya!"

Bibliodiva:

Thank you for almost making me snort water out of my nose at my desk. Must the women be chubby? Or drunk?

PettyBureaucrat:
chubby? probably. drunk? definitely!

Bibliodiva:
You realize that I'm going to post this on my blog, don't you?




Bibliodiva:
You watched The Rockford Files and Marcus Welby, MD? What...Quincy wasn't on?

GrrlDentist:
You're too funny.

Quincy?! I used to
love that show. I even thought I wanted to be a medical examiner for a while. And your sarcasm wasn't lost on me, Missy.


Bibliodiva:
I'm not knocking Quincy. I loved the opening montage when the guys are passing out during the autopsy. That was good tv!

GrrlDentist:
There is something seriously wrong with you.

Bibliodiva:
You know I'm not right in the head.

GrrlDentist:
And somehow, you seem oddly proud of that....

Bibliodiva:
I said that because you say that about yourself!

GrrlDentist:
Actually, babe, YOU say that about me. I say that everyone knows I don't have good sense.

Did you know that Perry Mason and Ironside were essentially the same show, but that Ironside was wheelchair bound?

Bibliodiva:
I like Perry Mason.

Oh...right...'cause there's a real difference between not having good sense and not being right in the head.

GrrlDentist:
I didn't say there was a difference, I'm just saying I wouldn't use the phrase "not right in the head."

But there is a difference. Not being right in the head might be a biological issue- congenital or acquired (John-John and 'em said that crack hoe ain't right in the head, but that's that crack they talkin' bout). Not having good sense is more akin to being "booksmart" but not having any common sense. Or, in my case, folks say "GrrlDentist ain't got good sense; she spent too much time with white people"

he he.

Bibliodiva:
I really have nothing else to say.

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